About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Tommy’s Express Car Wash, something strange started happening one rainy night. A delivery driver pulled in for a quick clean-up and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from the tunnel. Curious, he peered inside only to see rows of old hoses swaying gently in time with the music no one else could hear. As he followed the sound deeper into the tunnel, he saw an ancient jukebox playing vintage rock n’ roll. Turns out, it was just an old timer named Mr. Hose who loved his tunes. The delivery driver paid him a weekly visit ever since, leaving a tip and some fresh records.
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tommy’s Express and asked, ‘Why does my package always end up in the wrong lane?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, 'That's our special “Package Surprise” service—we rotate them randomly for variety!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing that Tommy’s Express had its own unique way of keeping things interesting.
3. At Tommy’s Express Car Wash, one day a curious customer asked, ‘Why do cars always leave cleaner than they arrived?’ The owner leaned in with a twinkle in his eye and whispered, 'Because, my friend, our soapy water has a little something extra—dream dust from the local fairy glade.' The customer shook his head and smiled, realizing that sometimes the best explanations are the ones you can’t quite believe.
4. At Tommy’s Express Car Wash, an old man approached the attendant one foggy morning. ‘Why,’ he grumbled, ‘do cars always come out cleaner than I do after you dry them?’ The attendant smiled and replied, "Sir, our magic polish only works on cars—maybe next time we'll try it on your umbrella!" The old man chuckled and drove away, leaving behind a trail of laughter that lasted until his next visit.