Titan Motors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Titan Motors, a delivery driver once heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘If your car is not aligned with our cosmic energy grid, please park it in Bay Seven.’ Since then, customers claim their vehicles run smoother and even seem to attract better gas mileage. One day, a neighbor drove his old clunker into Bay Seven just for kicks. To everyone’s surprise, his car suddenly started playing classical music—loudly—and refused to stop until he honked the horn three times. Ever since then, Titan Motors has been known as the place where cars not only run smoothly but also break out into song.

2. At Titan Motors, every morning around sunrise, employees began noticing something strange. The parking lot would fill with the sound of distant laughter—soft and unseen, as if someone were having fun right next door. One day, a delivery driver heard the laughter so clearly he stopped his truck mid-unloading. Peering around, he saw nothing but empty streets. Then, from behind him, came a soft voice: 'Enjoying your break?' Turned out it was just an early jogger passing by. Since then, whenever anyone asks about the laughing, they say, 'It’s probably just our friendly neighborhood runner, getting ready for another marathon.'

3. At Titan Motors, one day after work, a young boy found himself standing in front of the closed showroom. Curious, he peered inside through the glass doors and saw a life-size robotic car dancing to an oldies tune on repeat. Suddenly, the robotic car stopped moving and turned its head towards him with blinking LED eyes. ‘Would you like a test drive?’ it asked in a monotone voice. The boy nodded, and before he knew it, they were zooming down the empty street, playing classic rock until a nearby delivery driver waved frantically, yelling, ‘Hey kid! That’s not my car!’

4. At Titan Motors, one night after closing, a security guard discovered an old toolbox left on the service bay floor. Inside were instructions for repairs no longer made and parts long out of stock. Curious, he followed the schematic, only to realize it was for a 1987 Lada Niva with a unique engine configuration nobody had seen in years. After a few minutes, his walkie-talkie crackled: ‘Hey, you got company—some guy says his car won’t start.’ Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s rusty old truck needing some good-natured help.