The Laser Center for Vision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside The Laser Center for Vision. A shadowy figure kept appearing in the parking lot, its eyes glowing faintly like lasers. Curious, he approached and saw that it was just an old man with reflective glasses, polishing his car in the pre-dawn light. Turned out, he lived nearby and thought the center’s laser sign looked cool on his ride.}

2. Late one night, while delivering supplies, a young driver heard an eerie humming coming from behind The Laser Center’s closed doors. Curious, he peeked inside and saw only a blinking laser pointer on the desk. ‘Hello?’ he called out softly. Suddenly, a sleepy receptionist appeared, rubbing her eyes. ‘Oh, hi there,’ she yawned. ‘We’re just closing up shop.’ The driver blinked. ‘For real? I thought I heard something…’

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached The Laser Center for Vision, he saw a strange shadow moving inside the building. Curious, the driver peered through the window and saw an old man frantically waving his arms in front of a giant laser machine. Turns out, he was just trying to wave away mosquitoes. Everyone had a good laugh the next morning.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached The Laser Center for Vision, he found an oddly familiar pair of glasses sitting on the loading dock. Curious, he picked them up and realized they seemed to be glowing faintly in the dark. As he held them closer, he noticed that whenever he looked through the lenses, he could see everything around him in perfect clarity—even the stars above! Turns out those weren’t just any old specs; they were the center’s latest prototype for laser-assisted vision correction. Needless to say, our intrepid delivery guy ended up with a free eye exam and a newfound appreciation for late-night deliveries.