The ER on Soncy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to The ER on Soncy and muttered under his breath, ‘This place is always open—even when I’m late.’ Inside, an old lady in a nightcap was reading a magazine, completely oblivious to everyone else. The delivery driver sheepishly approached the counter and whispered, 'I’m here for my annual check-up.' The nurse raised an eyebrow but smiled and said, 'Welcome back, Mr. Regular!'

2. Late one Friday afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked into The ER on Soncy, muttering under his breath, ‘I thought I heard someone say they’d seen Bigfoot around here…’ As he approached the reception desk, a young nurse asked him what had brought him in today. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Well, dear, I was just out walking my dog when I thought I saw something... furry!' The nurse smiled and said, 'Sir, you're probably seeing things—we're in the city, not the wilderness.' The old man nodded wisely, then added, 'That's what they ALL say...'

3. Late one Sunday morning, a neighbor knocked on the door of the clinic, whispering urgently, ‘I just saw something strange outside!’ Inside, everyone rushed to see what was happening. Turns out, the neighbor had spotted a squirrel frantically running around the parking lot. The staff laughed it off, but still checked everything carefully—after all, better safe than sorry. That day became known among locals as ‘the time we treated a squirrel emergency.’

4. Late one Tuesday evening, a young man rushed into The ER on Soncy, exclaiming, ‘I just found out my goldfish can talk!’ The doctor raised an eyebrow and asked, 'Really? What did it say?' The young man replied excitedly, 'It told me I needed to feed it more often!' They both laughed, and soon after, the fish remained silent—perhaps because it had run out of things to complain about.