Texas Premier Autos

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Texas Premier Autos, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your vehicle is now officially late for work.’ Employees shake their heads but laugh it off, until one day a delivery driver spots his own truck listed as ‘due in five minutes’—and parked right outside. Soon enough, everyone started checking the system before leaving home. A neighbor’s car was always early, a regular’s SUV never arrived on time. One Friday afternoon, as employees were packing up, they heard the intercom crackle again: ‘Attention! All vehicles are officially closed for the weekend!’ Everyone burst out laughing—and then realized their cars had already driven away hours ago.

2. At Texas Premier Autos, every morning at precisely dawn, the sales manager would greet employees in a deep baritone voice through the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our early bird special!' One day, an exhausted delivery driver dozed off behind the wheel on his way to work. Just as he was waking up, the intercom crackled: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our early bird special!’ The driver blinked sleepily and mumbled, ‘Great, now I’m part of the sale too.’ Everyone laughed so hard they almost missed their first customer.

3. At Texas Premier Autos, whenever a new car arrives for display, the receptionist's parrot starts squawking and pointing towards the entrance. No one knows why. One day, an old neighbor stopped by and asked curiously, ‘What does that bird know?’ The next morning, everyone gathered around as the parrot pointed excitedly toward the driveway—there was a brand-new Tesla Model X. Needless to say, the parrot became quite famous in town, though no one ever figured out if it had supernatural powers or just really liked electric cars.

4. At Texas Premier Autos, one day a curious package arrived anonymously in the mailroom. When opened, it contained a vintage coffee maker—complete with a note reading, ‘For your morning meetings.’ The next morning, during an important sales meeting, everyone was surprised when the antique coffee maker started brewing perfect cups of joe. Word spread quickly, and soon enough, Texas Premier Autos became known for its magical morning brew. Some even claimed that productivity skyrocketed after those mysterious deliveries stopped.