About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Texas Auto Sales with a box of parts for an old truck. As he unloaded, he noticed something strange: every time he looked in the rearview mirror, the same old man kept walking past the showroom window, staring intently at him from across the street. Finally, curious as to who this persistent figure was, the delivery driver waved and called out, ‘Hey, Mr. Mystery!’ The old man turned around and smiled warmly, revealing a toothless grin. ‘Just checking if you’re alright,’ he said simply before waving back and continuing on his way. To this day, locals joke that Texas Auto Sales has the friendliest neighborhood watchman ever.
2. A customer walked into Texas Auto Sales and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘We’ve got plenty of those—just look around!’ A delivery driver walks up next, frowning. ‘I’m here for a truck,’ he says. The salesman points to an old pickup with dents everywhere. ‘That one’s self-driving too!’ he jokes. Everyone cracks up as the truck slowly backs out on its own.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Texas Auto Sales. The silence was broken by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of cars glowing softly in the dark. As he approached closer, he noticed each car had a small neon sign reading ‘Free Test Drive Tonight Only.’ Confused, he knocked on the door, only for it to open with a creak and reveal a sleepy-eyed owner yawning, ‘Just setting up our late-night promotional event…’
4. Early in the morning, when most Texans were still dreaming of barbecue, a delivery driver pulled up to Texas Auto Sales. The sky was just beginning to lighten, and not even the usual hum of traffic disturbed the quiet. As he stepped out, he noticed something odd: every single car on the lot had its headlights on, blazing brightly in the pre-dawn darkness. Curious, the driver approached one of the cars. Inside, nestled between the seats, lay a big bowl of freshly made chili con queso. A note read: ‘Enjoy! Next door’s famous recipe.’ Turned out, it was a friendly neighborhood prankster who wanted everyone to start their day with a smile—even if they sold used cars.’