T&V Import Cars

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to T&V Import Cars and asked the owner, ‘Why is your parking lot always so empty?’ The owner replied, ‘Because everyone here buys their cars with cash.’ The delivery driver scratched his head, puzzled. Then he said, 'So you’re saying nobody ever takes out a loan or finance?' The owner grinned and whispered, ‘Nope, they just disappear after buying a car.’ A few days later, a neighbor approached him sheepishly, holding a bag of groceries. ‘Hey, I saw your sign,’ he said. ‘I came back for that car I bought last week… in cash.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to T&V Import Cars with an unusual package. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed something strange—all the cars in the lot seemed to be whispering to each other. Curious, he leaned closer and heard them talking about their next owner—a regular guy who loved old Volgas and Ladas. The cars whispered that they’d found him already, sitting alone in the pub down the street. The delivery driver shook his head, got back into his truck, and drove off, wondering if maybe those cars knew more than they should.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to T&V Import Cars with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, he noticed something odd on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper, sealed with duct tape. As he opened the box curiously, out popped a tiny, confused hamster wearing a tiny mechanic's cap and overalls. Turns out, someone had accidentally shipped their pet from across town. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, leaving behind a relieved owner and a new friend for the staff at T&V.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to T&V Import Cars with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Hey, stranger! If you’re delivering something from Mars, it’s not working!’ The delivery driver looked confused but smiled back, ‘Actually, sir, I’ve got a brand-new Martian SUV—complete with alien navigation and zero gravity seats.’ A pause followed, then a deep chuckle came through the intercom. ‘Well, kid, looks like someone forgot to mention that our garage only handles Earthly vehicles!’