About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s back door with a mysterious package marked ‘For Internal Use Only.’ As he approached the entrance, an automated voice announced over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our wellness rituals may alter your perception of reality today.’ The driver hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and walked inside. An hour later, he emerged, humming softly and waving a strange herb bundle. A neighbor passing by asked what happened, and the driver replied, ‘They gave me some herbal tea and told me it was good for my soul. Now I feel like dancing in the park!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s back door. The usual hum of machinery inside suddenly changed to an eerie humming sound, like bees trapped in a jar. Curious, he peeked inside and saw only shadows moving behind the glass doors. Suddenly, a voice whispered from nowhere: ‘Package delivery?’ Startled, he jumped back into his truck, but when he looked again, everything was quiet. From then on, whenever anyone asked about late-night deliveries, he’d just smile and say, “They’re always there, waiting for you at Refined Health & Wellness.”
3. At midnight, when most clinics were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's back door. He knocked three times, but no one answered. Curious, he peered inside and saw an empty reception area, lit only by a single lamp. Suddenly, a voice whispered from behind him: 'Did you bring what they ordered?' The delivery driver turned around and found nothing but a dusty poster of a smiling wellness expert. ‘Must be my imagination,’ he thought, laughing nervously. Just then, his phone buzzed with a message: “Next time knock four times—we’re out of sugar.”
4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading dock with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the reception area, an automated voice announced over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff members—this is not a drill. Please proceed directly to your nearest exit.’ The delivery guy froze for a moment before realizing it was just another one of those random announcements. He shrugged and walked into the reception area, where everyone had already evacuated except for an old janitor who calmly said, 'Don't worry, son. This happens here every Wednesday.'