Northwest Women’s and Children’s Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Northwest Women’s and Children’s Clinic and noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flickering on and off in time with the hospital’s heartbeat monitor. Curious, he walked inside just as the neon sign dimmed one last time—revealing the word ‘closed’ in bright red letters. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was some sort of practical joke. Turned out, the clinic had simply switched to energy-saving mode for the night.

2. Late one Friday afternoon, a neighbor walking her dog noticed something odd: the clinic’s neon sign kept flashing ‘OPEN’ even though it clearly said ‘CLOSED’ on the door. Curious, she knocked gently. A voice from inside called out: 'Just a minute!' Moments later, an elderly nurse appeared, rubbing sleepy eyes. 'Oh dear,' she yawned, 'must’ve dozed off during my shift.' The neon sign switched back to ‘CLOSED.’ The neighbor smiled and walked away, thinking, ‘At least they’re not open for business when they shouldn’t be!’

3. Early one morning, before the sun had fully risen, an early bird jogger passing by the clinic heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, she peered through the window and saw a nurse laughing with a delivery driver over some misplaced paperwork. ‘Oh no,’ the jogger thought, smiling to herself, ‘looks like someone’s having a good old-fashioned Northwest morning!’

4. Late one Wednesday night, a security guard patrolling the area heard strange sounds coming from inside the clinic's parking lot. Curious, he approached cautiously, only to discover that a neighborhood cat had mistaken the empty lot for its personal playground. The next morning, the clinic staff found themselves cleaning fur off their equipment while laughing about the late-night visitor.