Northside Medical Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a nurse at Northside Medical Clinic announced over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve run out of bandaids in the emergency room. If you happen to be carrying any spare ones, could you bring them down?’ Soon enough, an old delivery driver appeared with his truck full of Band-Aids, claiming he had found some extra boxes in the back. The nurse smiled gratefully and said, 'Thank God for that!' Just then, another voice crackled over the intercom: “And while you're here, we've also run out of aspirin.”

2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, fumbling with boxes in the dimly lit hallway of Northside Medical Clinic. Suddenly, he stumbled upon an old, dusty cabinet labeled ‘Emergency Supplies.’ Curious, he opened it—and found nothing but rows of empty bottles and expired bandages. As he closed the cabinet, a faint rustling sound came from inside. Startled, he peered back—only to see a small, furry creature scurry out, carrying a half-eaten apple in its mouth. The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just a curious squirrel that had made itself at home among the expired supplies.

3. One day, a patient asked the receptionist, 'Why does everyone here seem so drowsy?' The receptionist smiled and whispered conspiratorially, ‘They’re not drowsy—they’re just trying to catch some Zzzs before their next patients arrive!’ The patient laughed and shook her head, never realizing that Northside’s secret was simply an afternoon siesta for its staff.

4. A doctor at Northside Medical Clinic announced into the microphone: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to apologize for our recent shortage of napkins.’ After a brief pause, someone in the audience whispered, 'Doctor, did you mean to say “napalms” instead?' The whole room burst out laughing, and the embarrassed doctor quickly changed the subject. A neighbor later joked that maybe they should rename it the 'Northside Ignition Clinic'.