Kleinstadt Motors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kleinstadt Motors, an old delivery driver named Joe pulled up in his truck one morning. As he unloaded parts, he noticed something strange—an ancient coin lying on the ground near the service bay. Joe picked it up curiously and found that it was a rusty old dime from the 1950s. Smiling, he pocketed the coin and continued with his work. Later that day, while chatting with a neighbor, he mentioned finding ‘ancient treasure.’ The next week, every employee brought in their old coins, thinking they’d hit the jackpot too. Turned out, it was just another quiet Monday at Kleinstadt Motors.

2. At Kleinstadt Motors, one night a regular noticed something peculiar: every time a certain mechanic left for home, his car emitted a faint, rhythmic beeping sound that grew louder as he drove away. Curious, the regular followed him down the street and saw nothing unusual until they turned onto an empty road. There, amidst the quiet night, the mechanic’s car suddenly started honking like mad—until it realized it was being tailgated and promptly fell silent.

3. At Kleinstadt Motors, a local mechanic once asked aloud: ‘Why do customers always leave their cars here with a smile?’ Then an old delivery driver walked in, scratched his head and said, 'Maybe because they finally found someone who won't argue about why their engine sounds like a chainsaw?' Everyone laughed, including the mechanic, who replied, 'Probably that’s it!'

4. At Kleinstadt Motors, a regular customer found a strange note taped inside his windshield one morning. It read: 'Your engine runs better when you park facing east.' Curious, he parked facing east for the next week. To everyone’s surprise, his car did feel smoother and quieter. Soon enough, other customers joined in, each claiming their engines purred like kittens. Then one day, a delivery driver asked if they could try parking west. Within minutes, the whole town was debating which direction was best—until finally, a neighbor suggested maybe it was just a really good brand of windshield cleaner.