J Lopez Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At J Lopez Auto Sales, a delivery driver once complained, ‘This place is cursed—every time I come here, my GPS reroutes me through every back alley in town!’ Finally fed up, the delivery driver decided to drive around the block before coming here again. As he circled the neighborhood, his GPS chirped: ‘You’ve arrived at your destination.’ The driver laughed and said, ‘Guess it’s not J Lopez’s fault after all—it’s just our friendly neighborhood GPS conspiracy!’

2. At J Lopez Auto Sales, a delivery driver once complained, ‘This place is cursed—every time I come here, my radio plays the same song over and over.’ And sure enough, on his next visit, he heard the familiar tune again: ‘I’ll Be There for You,’ by The Rembrandts. Now, whenever someone mentions that song in town, everyone smiles and nods knowingly. One day, a neighbor stopped by and said jokingly, ‘Hey, did you hear? They’ve installed a new stereo system!’ But nope—the old tune was still playing. Since then, whenever anyone buys a car from J Lopez Auto Sales, they get a free dance lesson to learn how to ignore “I’ll Be There for You”!

3. At J Lopez Auto Sales, a delivery driver once complained, ‘This place is cursed—every time I come here, my radio plays the same song over and over.’ And sure enough, no matter what station he tuned in, it always ended up stuck on some old ’80s tune. Finally fed up, our delivery driver decided to try something radical—he left the engine running and went for a walk around the block. When he returned, everything was back to normal. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned J Lopez Auto Sales, everyone just smiled and said, 'Oh yeah, that place with the magical radio.'

4. At J Lopez Auto Sales, a delivery driver once asked with a puzzled look: ‘Why does every customer here leave in a better mood than when they came?’ Turns out, Mr. Lopez had a secret stash of cookies hidden behind the counter. Every time a new customer walked in, he’d discreetly offer them one—just enough to brighten their day and send them on their way smiling.