About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning in the grocery aisles of Drug Emporium, a delivery driver noticed something odd. Every time he approached the cleaning supplies section, an eerie whiff of freshly baked cookies wafted through the air. Curious, he followed his nose down the aisle and found nothing but empty shelves. Just as he was about to give up, a friendly voice called out from behind him: ‘Cookies are always sold out first!’ Turns out, it was just a regular customer who loved baking and kept sneaking in some treats.’
2. In the frozen food section of Drug Emporium, an excited child pointed at something and exclaimed, ‘Mom, look! It’s talking!’ The mother looked closely but saw nothing unusual. Then she laughed softly, ‘Honey, it’s just a talking package—probably some new technology.’ The child nodded thoughtfully, reaching for another frozen treat. Meanwhile, a nearby delivery driver overheard the conversation and whispered to his colleague, ‘Guess that explains why sales of talking packages are through the roof today!’
3. At midnight, while stocking shelves, a night janitor heard a voice over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention customers—we’re out of everything but happiness!’ Curious, he walked towards the source and found an old cash register singing softly, ‘Everything’s sold out except love!’ The janitor smiled, turned off the mic, and went back to work. From then on, whenever anyone asked if they had something in stock, employees would wink and say, ‘Ask again later—it might be here, or it might not.’
4. At closing time, when the last customer had left, a night janitor discovered a mysterious note taped to the cash register: ‘Open only after midnight on Wednesdays.’ Curious, he returned that very night and found the doors unlocked. Inside, rows of empty shelves greeted him, except for one shelf filled with jars of strange-looking candies. The janitor picked up a jar, read the label aloud: 'Drug Emporium Presents: Midnight Munchies.' He popped one in his mouth—immediately, the store was flooded with customers, all demanding free samples. Turned out it was just a prank by a delivery driver who loved practical jokes.