About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Albuquerque, New Mexico, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Rodriguez would often stop by Clinica Familiar Amarillo for his daily check-ups. One afternoon, as he sat waiting in the reception area, he overheard a delivery driver muttering under his breath: 'This place is like a time machine—everyone here looks exactly the same!' Curious, Mr. Rodriguez leaned closer and noticed that indeed everyone seemed identical—a little too identical. The receptionist smiled warmly, greeting him by name despite never having met before. As he left, he wondered if maybe it was just him getting old or if there really was something strange going on at Clinica Familiar Amarillo.
2. In a small town in Texas, every afternoon after school, little Maria would pass Clinica Familiar Amarillo on her way home. One day, she noticed that the clinic’s doorbell seemed to ring by itself whenever she approached. The sound was so sudden and clear that it startled her tiny dog, who would yelp and dash away. One day, an old man walking his poodle stopped to watch. ‘That bell,’ he said with a twinkle, ‘must be for protection against pesky kids!’ Little Maria giggled and ran off, leaving everyone smiling. The end.
3. In the early morning fog of Amarillo, when most clinics are still locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Clinica Familiar Amarillo. The neon sign blinked on and off like a mischievous wink, even though no one was supposed to be there yet. Curious, the delivery driver peered inside through the window and saw an old doctor in a white coat dancing around with a broom, humming some unfamiliar tune. Turned out he’d mistakenly switched on the clinic’s neon sign while cleaning up after his morning exercise routine. A regular passing by laughed and said, ‘Doc, you might want to check your schedule—you’re open for business!’
4. At Clinica Familiar Amarillo, a delivery driver once muttered under his breath, ‘I’ve never seen so many patients with appointments for “family planning”!’ Then, as if on cue, an elderly gentleman shuffled in and asked for a consultation about his ‘family tree.’ The delivery driver shook his head and whispered to himself, ‘Next time I’ll just deliver pizzas!’