Bruce L. Weinberger, M.D.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bruce L. Weinberger, M.D.’s clinic and asked the receptionist with a straight face: ‘Do you accept cash or credit for ghost sightings?’ The receptionist looked puzzled but replied calmly, 'We only see patients here.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, 'I’ll keep that in mind,' then drove off into the night. To this day, locals joke that maybe Bruce has some special equipment for catching ghosts after hours.

2. One morning, a little boy walked into Bruce L. Weinberger, M.D.'s clinic and pointed excitedly at the sign outside. 'Daddy,' he asked, 'why does it say “Open 8am-5pm” when I saw them working late last night?' Dr. Weinberger looked up from his microscope and smiled warmheartedly. ‘Well, son,’ he said gently, ‘we’re always here for you, but sometimes even doctors need their rest.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, then whispered to his dad, ‘Guess they were just working overtime to keep us healthy!’

3. Late one afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered Bruce L. Weinberger, M.D.’s clinic with a puzzled expression. ‘Doctor,’ he asked, ‘is it true that if you whisper your wish here, it might come true?’ ‘I heard that whispering your dream could make it happen!’ said a regular, leaning over the counter. Doctor Weinberger smiled and nodded knowingly. Just then, a delivery driver rushed in, gasping, 'Doc, I just whispered I'd get my package faster!' The doctor chuckled, shaking his head. 'And look,' he replied, pointing to the clock on the wall, 'your wish is already coming true.'

4. Late one evening, a young woman rushed into Bruce L. Weinberger, M.D.’s clinic, frantically waving her phone. "Doctor!” she exclaimed, “my cat won’t stop singing!” Dr. Weinberger looked puzzled for a moment, then broke out laughing. ‘I’ve never heard of such a thing,’ he said. ‘But I’ll make an exception tonight—come back tomorrow morning, and bring your cat. We’ll see what we can do!’