Brown Honda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Brown Honda, a delivery driver once asked with a straight face: ‘Do you guys sell used tires for UFOs?’ The sales manager paused for a moment, then replied calmly, 'We don’t sell tires for UFOs here, but if you’re looking for something unusual, maybe our custom-designed wheels will interest you?' The delivery driver scratched his head and walked away, muttering something about alien mechanics.

2. At Brown Honda, a delivery driver once left an unusual package on the loading dock—a cardboard box labeled ‘Maintenance Kit,’ but when opened, it contained nothing but packets of ketchup and mustard. The next day, a manager found a note attached: ‘Try these with your burgers!’ Turned out, someone’s kid had accidentally swapped the maintenance kit for condiments. Since then, whenever there’s a mysterious package, everyone jokes that maybe it’s another secret sauce shipment.’

3. At Brown Honda, a regular noticed something peculiar in the waiting area one morning—a small, perfectly folded origami crane perched on top of the service manual. Curious, he picked it up and found an envelope inside with just his name written on it. The next day, another origami bird appeared—this time a hummingbird—and so began a weekly ritual until one Friday, when a delivery driver left behind a tiny paper panda wearing a brown hat. 'Is there a theme here?' asked the manager, smiling. ‘Maybe,’ said the regular, ‘but I’m keeping my eyes open for a unicorn.’

4. At Brown Honda, a delivery driver once pulled up to the service bay and casually remarked, 'Smells like someone’s been cooking breakfast here!' Upon investigating, they found nothing but an overzealous mechanic who had left his waffle iron running in the breakroom. The next morning, everyone brought their favorite breakfast treats for him as a joke gift.