Brown Buick GMC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Brown Buick GMC closed its doors, a strange humming sound would occasionally echo through the empty lot next door. No one could quite identify it—neither engine nor generator—but it always seemed to come from behind the old warehouse. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the abandoned lot and thought he heard the humming getting louder. Curious, he got out of his truck and followed the noise into the shadows. Suddenly, an old man emerged from behind the warehouse, waving a flashlight and yelling, ‘Hey! That’s my vacuum cleaner!’

2. Late one afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up to Brown Buick GMC, he noticed something peculiar wafting from inside—an oddly sweet scent like freshly baked cookies mixed with gasoline. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old neighbor tinkering under the hood. The man had his head covered in flour, wearing an apron splattered with cookie dough. ‘I’m just making some cookies for my wife,’ he explained sheepishly, wiping dough off his face. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove away, muttering, “Next time I’ll order online.”

3. Late one morning, as a delivery driver approached Brown Buick GMC, he noticed an odd sight: a small, furry creature scurrying around the lot. Curious, he followed it and found the critter had hidden under a truck. Just then, another employee emerged from the office, laughing, ‘It’s our new mascot, Mr. Under-the-Wheel!’ Turns out, it was just a neighborhood squirrel that now occasionally pops up during slow days.

4. Late one evening, as a delivery driver approached Brown Buick GMC, he wondered aloud: ‘Who leaves a neon sign on all night?’ Curious, he walked around back and found an old neon sign reading ‘Open All Night.’ A neighbor was inside, fixing it with a soldering iron. ‘Thought you could use this,’ he said, grinning. The delivery driver laughed, realizing his mistake. ‘Guess I’ll just leave it on for you!’