Biti Pies

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the baker, ‘Why do you always smile when you wrap those Biti Pies?’ The baker replied, ‘Because each pie is like a little surprise.’ Since then, locals whisper that every time someone buys a pie, they might just hear a quiet laugh from behind the counter. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘I’ve never heard anyone laugh there before!’ The baker smiled mysteriously and whispered back, ‘That’s because it only happens when someone orders extra chocolate chips on top.’ And ever since then, customers started adding an extra handful of chips—just in case.

2. One day, an anxious delivery driver pulled up to Biti Pies and asked the baker, 'How can I tell if my truck is cursed?' The baker looked up from his dough and replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘If your tires are singing “Biti Pies” instead of honking, you know it’s cursed!’ The delivery driver scratched his head and drove off, muttering something about never eating too many pastries again.

3. A delivery driver parked his truck next to Biti Pies one afternoon. As he walked in, he noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small, handwritten sign that read: ‘Today’s special: pie that tastes like your first kiss.’ Curious, the driver ordered a slice. When he took his first bite, he closed his eyes and smiled—until his wife called from outside, asking why he was so quiet. Turns out, it tasted exactly like her pie from their wedding day.

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Biti Pies and asked the baker, 'How can I tell if these pies are fresh?' The baker replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Simple, my friend—just listen for the song they sing when they’re fresh.’ The driver nodded thoughtfully, then suddenly burst out laughing. ‘Wait,’ he said, ‘do they only sing once?’ The baker grinned and shook his head, ‘No, they sing every time you cut into them. That’s why we always keep our knives sharp here!’