Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Aspen Dental closed its doors, a little girl used to sit on her porch and count the neon lights flashing from the sign. One day, she noticed something strange—every time a new patient walked in, the clock above the reception desk would start ticking just a bit faster. Finally, one evening, an old man came in for his check-up. After he left, everyone waited breathlessly—they were sure his arrival would speed up time itself! But nothing happened. The next morning, they discovered why: the old guy had forgotten his watch.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Aspen Dental, he heard an unfamiliar voice from inside: ‘Hey, pal, could you bring us some coffee?’ Curious, the driver peered through the window and saw no one. Just then, an old toothbrush appeared and waved at him. ‘We’re here!’ it chirped. The driver laughed and brought in the coffee, never realizing that his daily visit had become the only way those animated teeth got their morning brew.

3. In the early hours of the morning, someone left a mysterious package on the dentist’s parking lot. A curious janitor found it and opened curiously, only to discover… nothing inside. Curious about its contents, he showed it to no one but himself in the mirror—only to see his own reflection winking back at him. Turns out, it was just another lost tooth from a regular patient.

4. In the middle of the night, a security guard patrolled Aspen Dental’s parking lot, when suddenly he noticed something odd: a small, glowing toothbrush appeared to be dancing in the moonlight. Curious, the guard approached it, but as soon as he got closer, the toothbrush vanished into thin air. The next morning, everyone in the office joked that maybe the toothbrush was trying to tell them something—or had simply run out of toothpaste.