Amarillo Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Amarillo when a delivery driver pulled up to the urgent care clinic. As he walked inside with a puzzled look on his face, the receptionist asked him why he looked so perplexed. With a straight face, he replied, 'I just saw a man leaving here who had two arms and no legs.' The receptionist blinked a few times, then smiled and said, ‘Oh, that must’ve been our new masseuse—she’s got some unique techniques!’ The delivery driver shook his head, still confused, but everyone else burst out laughing. Back at the truck, he thought to himself, ‘Next time I’ll stick to delivering packages.’

2. ‘I thought I saw a ghost,’ said a regular one afternoon as he left Amarillo Urgent Care. ‘No way!’ replied another patient, checking his phone. ‘Ghost or not, it’s definitely worth posting on TikTok.’ As he was leaving, an elderly gentleman approached him with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Did you see that ghost too?’ he asked. The first guy nodded solemnly. A delivery driver passing by laughed and said, “It wasn’t a ghost—just our new sign!” Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d all been fooled by a cleverly placed poster.

3. In the early hours of the morning, a nurse on duty heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Doctor, doctor, my arm is stuck!’ She rushed to the room only to find no one there. Upon closer inspection, she noticed an old man trying to pull his arm out from under the bed. Turns out he was rearranging furniture and got tangled up. With a laugh, she helped him free himself, and they both had a good chuckle over it. The next day, everyone in the waiting room knew the story of the ‘stuck arm’ patient.

4. While waiting for her turn, a patient whispered to the receptionist: 'Did you hear that someone here can diagnose you just by your shadow?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, our shadow doctor is quite famous around here!’ Soon enough, it was the delivery driver’s turn, and as he entered the room, the doctor looked up from his clipboard with a serious expression. After studying the man’s silhouette for several seconds, he declared, “You’ve got a twisted ankle!” The driver laughed and said, “How did you know?” The doctor simply answered, “It’s obvious—you’re always delivering pizza!”