Amarillo's Parkview Realty

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an excited delivery driver rushed into Amarillo’s Parkview Realty office, waving a crumpled note. ‘Listen to this!’ he exclaimed. On the paper was scribbled: “Parkview for sale? Call 867-5309.” No phone number existed. Everyone in the office buzzed with excitement. The owner, Mr. Johnson, grinned and said, 'Finally, some action!' But when no one called, it turned out to be just another prank from a neighborhood kid who loved playing tricks on everyone.'

2. At dawn, a delivery driver rushed into Amarillo’s Parkview Realty, holding up a mysterious envelope and whispering, ‘They’re leaving messages in my packages!’ The realtor smiled mysteriously, replying, 'Oh, those aren't messages—those are our new listings! We leave them inside every package.' The relieved delivery driver laughed, shaking his head, while outside, a neighbor commented, 'Typical Amarillo real estate tricks—nothing but good fun!'

3. At sunset, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Amarillo’s Parkview Realty and noticed something peculiar on the passenger seat—a tiny, handwritten note reading: ‘Find your dream home here.’ Curious, he opened it to find just one sentence: ‘Ask for Joe.’ Turns out, Joe was the owner’s dog who loved leaving mysterious notes around town. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Now that’s an Amarillo welcome!’

4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Amarillo’s Parkview Realty, fumbling with a strange package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, an old neighbor waved from across the street, yelling, ‘Hey, isn’t that your third package today?’ The delivery driver shrugged and muttered something about ‘office politics.’ Inside, no one noticed the mysterious package until morning when a secretary found it sitting on the reception desk—an empty box labeled ‘Free Donuts.’