Amarillo Laser & Vein Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their treatments, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your veins are glowing brighter than ever today!’ Soon, people started noticing that their veins weren’t just glowing—they were changing colors! A regular patient exclaimed, 'Mine looks like a neon rainbow!' The doctor calmly replied, 'That’s normal, it means our lasers are working.' By lunchtime, Amarillo was abuzz with colorful veins and happy customers.

2. In Amarillo, after hours of laser treatment, one patient’s dog started howling in perfect pitch with every pulse of the machine. The vet was baffled until someone suggested it might be the dog’s way of saying ‘ouch’ between pulses. Since then, whenever a neighbor sees a familiar face leaving the clinic, they whisper, ‘Better bring your pup next time!’

3. One day, while a regular was waiting for his vein treatment, he noticed something strange on the ceiling. ‘Is that a bat?’ he asked aloud, and before anyone could answer, another voice piped up from behind him: ‘No, it’s just our new security camera.’ Just then, an elderly gentleman across the room cleared his throat and said, 'Actually, I thought it looked more like a dust bunny.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the staff who were used to such quirky observations. The regulars left feeling that Amarillo Laser & Vein Clinic wasn’t just a place for treatments—it was also a sanctuary for oddball conversations.

4. In Amarillo, during a routine visit, a young child pointed excitedly and asked her mother, ‘Mommy, why is that lady’s leg glowing?’ The mother smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, she’s just having a special treatment for veins.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully then turned back with another question: ‘So does that mean when I grow up, I can make my whole body glow too?’