Amarillo Discount

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver was unloading boxes of canned goods when he noticed something peculiar. As he reached for a case of peaches, he felt a strange vibration beneath his feet. Curious, he looked down and saw tiny green hands waving from inside one of the cases. Turns out it was just a bunch of gherkins playing hide-and-seek. A regular laughed, shaking his head as he drove off, muttering something about never delivering produce again.

2. One day, an elderly lady approached the checkout counter with a puzzled expression on her face. ‘Excuse me,’ she said to the cashier, ‘I just bought two bags of flour here last week, but today they’re on sale for half price!’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, it’s not a sale—it’s just our way of saying thank you for being such a loyal customer!' The old lady laughed heartily and shook her head, muttering, 'Well, I’ll be darned—guess I’ve been shopping here longer than I thought.'

3. One afternoon, while shopping for groceries, a little boy kept pointing and whispering to his mom, ‘Mom, why are these bananas talking?’ The mother smiled and gently replied, 'Honey, those aren't real bananas—just plastic ones.' They both laughed as she picked up an actual banana, which was silent but smelled delicious. The boy shrugged and said, 'Okay, Mom, but next time let's get the talking ones!'

4. One evening, as customers were browsing through the aisles, a voice from behind the shelves startled everyone: ‘Hey, did anyone order extra bananas today?’ Everyone turned around, but there was no one there. Then, from another aisle, came a muffled laugh. A delivery driver, passing by, shook his head and said, 'Oh, that’s just Mr. Johnson's parrot. He loves bananas!' The end.