Amarillo Auto Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Amarillo Auto Group and asked the manager, ‘Do you know why your cars always seem to be talking to each other?’ The manager scratched his head and replied, 'No, I haven't noticed anything unusual.' The delivery driver grinned and said, 'Well, they don't talk with words—more like a silent understanding between them. They just know when to move, clean themselves, or even when to ask for maintenance!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that perhaps these cars were smarter than they looked.

2. One day, an old man walked into Amarillo Auto Group and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can drive themselves to the gas station?’ The salesman smiled knowingly and replied, 'We do have one, sir—an electric golf cart for our groundskeepers.' The old man nodded wisely, saying, 'Ah, perfect! I'll take it!' As he drove off, a delivery driver muttered, 'Guess he forgot to ask if it could fill itself up too.'

3. At dawn, when Amarillo Auto Group usually sees only headlights and tailpipes, a mysterious van pulled in with its lights off. The lone figure inside approached the front desk and asked for a test drive of every vehicle on the lot. After an hour of driving each car, the figure returned the keys one by one, smiling enigmatically. As dawn broke fully, everyone saw it was just a delivery driver who’d forgotten his lunch. He waved goodbye, muttering something about ‘testing the fleet’ before heading back to Amarillo’s diner.

4. At dawn, when Amarillo Auto Group usually sees only headlights and tailpipes, a mysterious package arrived addressed to no one in particular. Curious mechanics opened it to discover… a vintage steering wheel with a handwritten note: ‘For whoever finds me first.’ One mechanic joked that maybe it was from an alien trying to teach us to drive differently. Another thought it was a prank from a regular who always parked crookedly. Eventually, someone suggested it was delivered by a neighbor’s mischievous dog during the night. The mystery remained unsolved until a delivery driver confessed he left it there as part of his new hobby—delivering random gifts to places that needed a little cheer.