Advanced Imaging Center of Amarillo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the streets of Amarillo quiet down, a strange voice began echoing over Advanced Imaging Center’s intercom. ‘Your X-rays show you’re due for a free massage,’ it would say in a robotic monotone. No one knew who or what was responsible, but soon enough, every late-night visitor started waiting eagerly for their turn. One evening, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in for his scan. The familiar voice crackled over the intercom: 'Your X-rays indicate you're entitled to a complimentary foot rub.' The driver grinned and said, 'Finally, someone understands my feet!' And ever since then, everyone in town jokes that Advanced Imaging Center is where you go not just for scans, but for relaxation too.

2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Advanced Imaging Center of Amarillo with a frown on his face. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed something odd: the parking lot seemed eerily empty for a weekday. He walked in and found only a single receptionist dozing over an old newspaper. ‘Hey!’ he called out, but she didn’t stir. Curious, he peered into the imaging room—only to see a large sign reading ‘Closed for Lunch.’ The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and left, muttering that next time he’d bring lunch himself.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Advanced Imaging Center of Amarillo one foggy morning and noticed an odd sign on the door: ‘Closed for X-Ray Vision Training.’ The delivery driver knocked gently, thinking maybe they were just taking a break. A voice from inside called out, ‘We’re not open yet—come back in five minutes!’ Curious but amused, he waited outside until a friendly-looking man emerged, explaining with a smile that their x-ray vision was still in beta testing phase. The driver shook his head and laughed, leaving with a new story to tell his neighbors.

4. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to the Advanced Imaging Center of Amarillo, he noticed an odd sign taped to the door: ‘For best imaging results, please park your cell phone in another dimension.’ Curious, the driver parked his truck and walked inside, only to discover that everyone was indeed using some kind of ancient flip phones. A friendly receptionist smiled and said, 'Welcome to our time machine—we prefer vintage technology for clearer images!' The driver left with a strange smile, certain he'd just stepped into another dimension himself.