About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kearns Family Dentistry, a regular patient complained one day, ‘Why does it always hurt so much after my cleaning?’ The receptionist replied, ‘Because we’re cleaning out more than just plaque!’ Another time, an anxious delivery driver asked if he’d need sedation for his appointment. With a twinkle in her eye, the receptionist said, ‘No sir, but you might need some after seeing our waiting room!’ And indeed, once he saw the vintage dental chairs and old posters of dinosaurs, he almost needed a nap before his cleaning.
2. At Kearns Family Dentistry, an anxious patient whispered to the receptionist, 'I’m pretty sure my toothbrush is talking to me.' The staff exchanged puzzled glances but decided not to mention it during the next cleaning appointment. Later that week, a delivery driver mentioned overhearing another patient saying their pet goldfish was giving them dental advice. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘That’s why we recommend twice-yearly check-ups!’
3. At Kearns Family Dentistry, a little girl pointed excitedly and asked her mom, ‘Mommy, why is that dog growling at the ceiling?’ The mother smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, it’s not a dog—it’s just Dr. Kearns’ new robotic assistant, checking for cavity suspects.’ The whole waiting room burst into laughter, including the doctor himself who emerged from behind his desk with a twinkle in his eye.
4. At Kearns Family Dentistry, a curious pigeon perched on the sign outside and wouldn't fly away, staring intently at the waiting room. Finally, an old lady came out of the office, smiling broadly. ‘That pigeon,’ she whispered, ‘kept nodding its head every time I said “never again”!’ The bird eventually flew off with a final wave, leaving everyone in stitches.