Woody's Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Woody’s Car Wash for his usual quick clean. As he walked inside, something caught his eye—a strange old coin on the counter. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an inscription no one else seemed to see. The coin was rusty but had a funny saying: 'Wash Me Once, Come Back Twice.' The delivery driver laughed, thinking it must be some old joke from Woody. After washing his truck, he left—only to return later that day with another friend’s car. And then another friend dropped off their vehicle… Soon enough, Woody’s Car Wash became so popular that they started offering discounts for repeat customers who brought in that very same coin! Moral of the story? Sometimes, an old coin can bring more than just shine—it brings goodwill.

2. One day, while waiting for his car to be washed, a regular noticed an old, dusty guitar case propped against the wall. Curious, he picked it up and found a note inside inviting him to join ‘The Unseen Band’ that played every Wednesday night. Soon enough, other customers started showing up—an older gentleman humming old blues tunes, a delivery driver singing along with his headphones on, even a neighbor playing harmonica from his truck bed. By the end of the evening, they formed quite the impromptu band. The regulars laughed and clapped until Woody himself joined in, wiping down cars between songs. It turned out that 'The Unseen Band' was just a bunch of random people having fun—and maybe washing some cars too.

3. At dusk one evening, a little girl skipped into Woody’s Car Wash with her pet hamster in a brightly colored cage. As she approached the counter, the tiny creature suddenly stopped and began frantically pointing its wheel towards the exit door. The girl looked puzzled for a moment, then followed the hamster’s gaze. To their surprise, an old broom handle was sticking out from under the exit door. The owner quickly ran over, pulled it out, and joked, ‘Guess your friend doesn’t like surprises!’

4. At dawn, when Woody’s Car Wash opened its doors, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘If your car is clean enough to drive Jesus Christ himself, you get it free!’ One morning, an old delivery driver pulled up in his dirty van. He grinned, 'I’ll take my chances!' The car wash finished, and sure enough—Jesus was nowhere to be seen. A sign popped out: FREE CLEANING FOR ALL WHO DON’T SEE JESUS IN THEIR CAR! The driver laughed so hard he almost crashed on the way home.