Affidea

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dead of night, when Affidea clinic’s neon sign glowed eerily bright, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The parking lot was empty except for one car, its headlights on and engine humming softly. Curious, he approached the car and saw an old man dozing off in the passenger seat. Knocking gently on the window, he woke him up. ‘Sir,’ said the delivery driver, ‘your car has been here all night—maybe you should check out Affidea?’ The old man rubbed his eyes and replied sleepily, ‘I know, I’m their janitor. Just taking my usual midnight tour.’

2. Late one afternoon, as a delivery driver approached Affidea clinic's entrance, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only dusty corridors. But then, amidst the silence, he thought he spotted a shadow darting behind a door. Startled, he quickly drove away, only to return later with a neighbor. Together they found nothing but an old TV blaring static in the waiting room. The delivery driver shook his head, laughing. ‘Must’ve been the wind,’ he muttered, and everyone agreed—except maybe that one persistent shadow.’

3. Late one morning, while jogging past Affidea clinic, a neighbor wondered aloud: ‘Do they really close for just one patient?’ Just then, an impatient delivery driver honked his horn and yelled, ‘Hey, doc! My lunch is waiting!’ The door opened with a dramatic flourish, and out stepped a grinning receptionist waving goodbye. A neighbor chuckled, shaking her head: ‘I guess that’s why they’re called “affi-dee”: always ready to see just one more patient.’

4. Late one morning, while jogging past Affidea clinic, a neighbor wondered aloud: ‘Do they keep kangaroos in there?’ Another day, another curious local stopped by for a chat. A delivery driver asked with a smile: 'I heard they treat penguins too?' The neighbor laughed and shook his head, replying: 'No, just patients!'