Valero

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Valero gas station late one night, a delivery driver heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, customers—your cars are now talking!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one else in the empty station. Suddenly, his own car chimed softly, as if agreeing with the message. He chuckled and shook his head, thinking it was just a prank until he heard another car honk from outside. Smiling, he walked out to see a neighbor waving cheerfully from their vehicle, both cars happily beeping together in greeting.

2. At Valero gas station, a little boy pointed excitedly at the pump display, whispering, ‘Daddy, look! It says “Super Mega Turbo Fuel”!’ The father chuckled and replied, ‘Son, that’s just marketing magic!’ They both laughed as they filled up the tank, unaware that an elderly neighbor had stopped by for gas too—and she overheard their conversation. Later that day, everyone in town was talking about Super Mega Turbo Fuel.’

3. At Valero gas station, a small dog suddenly stopped barking and stared intently at the fuel pump counter, as if trying to read the numbers on the screen. Finally, an old man approached the counter and asked, ‘What’s got your tail wagging, little fella?’ The dog turned around, wagged his tail once more, then ran outside and resumed his usual barking. Everyone laughed, including the cashier who said, ‘Guess he just needed someone to scratch his itch.’

4. At Valero gas station, a neighbor was filling up when he noticed something strange on the pump screen. It kept flashing a message in bright neon letters: 'Your car is thirsty for adventure!' Curious, the neighbor pulled over and asked the cashier if it was a new promotion. The cashier just shrugged and smiled, ‘It’s not our thing,’ before turning back to scan another customer’s receipt. Undeterred, the neighbor drove off, only to hear his car engine suddenly rev louder than usual. Glancing down, he saw the dashboard display reading: “Fuel Adventure Level: Critical.” Since then, whenever someone mentions Valero, everyone around town grins and says, ‘That place sure knows how to make your ride feel special!’