UNM Center for Reproductive Health (E)

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck and noticed something odd in the backseat—a small box wrapped in brown paper with no label or return address. Curious but cautious, he took it inside, only to discover it contained an ancient-looking calendar filled with cryptic symbols. Confused, he opened one page—an entry marked ‘Wednesday.’ There was a handwritten note: ‘Bring lunch.’ The next day, Wednesday, he brought sandwiches from home. As he left work that evening, another package appeared in his truck. Inside: a thermos labeled ‘Coffee.’ Since then, every week brings strange deliveries: a bag of chips on Thursdays, a bottle of water on Fridays… clearly someone at UNM Center for Reproductive Health has a sense of humor.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one afternoon, unloading boxes from his van. As he opened the back door, he nearly dropped his clipboard—on the floor lay an old, dusty teddy bear. The delivery driver picked it up, puzzled but amused. ‘Who left a teddy here?’ he muttered, glancing around. A voice behind him said, ‘Probably someone’s child forgot it.’ They both laughed, and as they walked inside, the teddy bear seemed to smile in agreement.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one day, unloading boxes from his truck. ‘What on earth is that?’ he muttered, spotting an unusual sign taped to the door. Curious, he walked closer and read aloud: 'Extraordinary Fertility Treatments—Results Guaranteed!' Glancing around nervously, he whispered to himself, 'I wonder if they offer any discounts for first-time dads?'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic, unloading boxes from his truck. Suddenly, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside—a noise like nothing he'd ever heard before. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small light show—fluorescent tubes dancing in time with the hum. Turned out it was just the air conditioning unit playing tricks on him. Relieved, but still amused, he finished his delivery and drove off into the night, leaving behind only a faint smile on the face of a surprised security guard.