About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a puzzled look on his face. The note taped to the door read: ‘Today is not Tuesday.’ Confused, he shrugged and drove off. But every Wednesday for the next month, the same mysterious message appeared—always in different handwriting but always saying, ‘Not Tuesday.’ Finally, one Friday afternoon, an elderly lady approached the clinic’s reception desk. Smiling warmly, she said, 'I’ve been coming here every day since you started posting those funny notes.' She added, 'And today really isn’t Tuesday!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just good old Mrs. Thompson having fun with them.
2. In the early afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked into the clinic’s waiting room, carrying a large brown envelope under his arm. As he approached the reception desk, he absent-mindedly dropped something small and metallic onto the floor. Bending down to pick it up, the receptionist exclaimed, ‘What on earth is that?’ Turning it over in her hands, she saw it was just an old keychain with a tiny American flag. The gentleman sheepishly smiled, explaining it had fallen off his bag earlier while delivering groceries for a neighbor. Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Southwest Care Jefferson Clinic—where even lost keychains had stories to tell.
3. A little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly one day: ‘Mommy, look at that funny sign outside!’ The receptionist glanced out and saw a new plaque on the wall reading: “Southwest Care Jefferson Clinic: Where Your Health Is Our Only Allergy.” Soon after, an elderly gentleman came in for his check-up. The doctor asked him, 'Any allergies?' To which he replied, 'Only to Southwest Care Jefferson Clinic!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was indeed a humorous sign.
4. A curious cat strolled into the clinic's reception area one foggy morning, its eyes reflecting eerie green in the fluorescent lights. The vet looked perplexed but amused as he approached the feline visitor. 'Well,' he said with a smile, ‘I’ve seen it all here—dogs on skateboards, birds bringing presents—but this is definitely new!' The cat yawned and sauntered off, leaving behind only a whiff of wet fur and a puzzled receptionist who wondered if it was a regular or just passing through.'