About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Robert C. Kerschen, DMD. The streetlights cast eerie shadows as he opened the door—and suddenly, an odd whirring sound filled the air. Was it the wind? Or something more… unusual? As the delivery driver approached the reception desk, he noticed an old man polishing his glasses with a toothbrush. Startled, he asked, ‘What are you doing?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the man replied, ‘Just cleaning my dentures for tomorrow’s big dental show!’ They both burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is stranger than fiction.
2. Early morning fog enveloped Main Street when an unusual visitor arrived at Robert C. Kerschen, DMD. A sleepy neighbor, returning from an early jog, noticed something odd: every light in the dental office seemed on, despite it being Sunday. Curious, the jogger peeked inside and saw Dr. Kerschen diligently cleaning instruments under a full moon’s glow. ‘Doc, what are you doing?’ he asked. With a tired smile, Dr. Kerschen replied, “Just making sure everything is spotless for our next patient—whoever that might be.” The neighbor left, shaking his head and muttering, “Sunday mornings never fail to surprise.”
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Robert C. Kerschen, DMD. ‘Doc,’ he said, scratching his head, ‘I’ve never seen so many teeth in my life!’ ‘What’s going on here?’ Doc asked, rubbing his sleepy eyes. The delivery guy shrugged and pointed towards the back room. There, illuminated under bright lights, sat hundreds of neatly organized teeth. Turns out, it was just another late-night inventory for the tooth bank.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Robert C. Kerschen, DMD. In the dimly lit parking lot, he noticed something odd—an old, dusty suitcase sitting next to the trash cans. Curious, he approached it and heard a soft voice inside: ‘Please, could you help me? I’m just an old toothbrush collecting dust.’ Turns out, it was only an abandoned sample case filled with dental floss and toothpaste samples. The delivery driver laughed it off, realizing that sometimes our imagination can run wild even in the quietest places.