About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Quality Buick GMC with a strange expression on his face. His dog, usually quiet in the car, started barking furiously at something out of sight. The driver looked around, but saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the old clock on the wall seemed to be ticking backwards. Finally, the driver called a mechanic, who shrugged and said, 'I’ve seen some odd things here, but never one that ticks backward!' The dog calmed down once they left, and everyone forgot about it—except maybe the neighbor’s cat, which was convinced there was a time-traveling Buick in the lot.
2. A regular customer named Joe walked into Quality Buick GMC one afternoon and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘Not yet, but we do have some great new models coming soon.’ Joe nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘That’s good, because my old Buick has been driving itself for months now!’ The salesman laughed and shook his head, saying, ‘Well, Mr. Joe, maybe your old Buick is just really smart!’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked in, complaining that his GMC truck kept honking at him every time he parked it near a tree. Everyone burst out laughing as they realized these vehicles were indeed getting more independent than expected.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Quality Buick GMC, puzzled by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he cracked open the door—and was greeted by the sight of a sleepy salesman, who yawned and waved him in. ‘Just testing out the new speakers,’ he muttered, adjusting his tie. The delivery driver shook his head, grinned, and left with a shrug—another late-night adventure at Quality Buick GMC.
4. At dawn, a delivery driver approached Quality Buick GMC, puzzled by a mysterious sign on the door: ‘Today’s Special—Trade in Your Old Dream for a Brand New Nightmare!’ Entering cautiously, he found only an empty showroom and a note on the counter: 'Choose wisely today—your next ride might just be your last!' The delivery driver shrugged, picked a random key from a hook, and drove home a brand-new nightmare that turned out to be nothing more than a noisy but reliable minivan. Moral of the story? Sometimes life delivers you a lemon… or a Buick.