Presbyterian Pulmonology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Presbyterian Pulmonology one morning and noticed something peculiar in the back of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he brought it inside for safekeeping, unaware that it would soon become the subject of office gossip. As days passed, everyone in the office wondered whose mysterious package it was. Finally, a neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘Maybe it’s an ancient Chinese medicine chest!’ The delivery driver laughed, shrugged, and said, “Who knows? But I’m not opening it—my boss gets mad when I mess with stuff.” The end.

2. A sign outside Presbyterian Pulmonology read: ‘Please leave your worries at the door—we specialize in breathing problems.’ But one day, a delivery driver pulled up and heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention patients: if you can breathe without assistance, please report to the second floor for a complimentary oxygen upgrade!’ Soon enough, word spread that Presbyterian Pulmonology was offering these free upgrades. A regular patient, who always struggled with his breath, finally decided to check it out. Upon arriving on the second floor, he found everyone laughing and gasping for air—they were all holding their noses while trying not to laugh too hard. The doctor smiled and said, 'Welcome aboard our new aromatherapy program!'

3. A curious delivery driver pulled up to Presbyterian Pulmonology one day, noticing an unusual sight: a small bird had somehow found its way inside the waiting room. The bird flitted around until it perched on the doctor’s stethoscope, causing everyone in the room to burst out laughing. The delivery driver later learned that the bird was actually a regular visitor, often showing up when patients needed cheering up most. That day, Presbyterian Pulmonology became known for its unexpected avian mascot.

4. Have you ever seen someone come out of Presbyterian Pulmonology with a stethoscope around their neck and start giving directions to lost tourists? It happens more often than you'd think. One day, an old delivery driver asked a doctor leaving the clinic, ‘Excuse me, where’s the post office?’ The doc nodded confidently and pointed in the opposite direction. A few minutes later, a neighbor approached, asking for the nearest bakery—again, the same doctor gave precise instructions. Turns out he was just really good at diagnosing lost people.