Perfect Teeth

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of downtown Portland, a delivery driver pulled up to Perfect Teeth with something unusual in hand. The receptionist's eyes widened as she saw what looked like a live goldfish swimming in a small aquarium. ‘What’s that?’ asked an amused doctor, tilting his head curiously. ‘Oh,’ said the delivery driver, grinning sheepishly, ‘just a little surprise for my wife—she loves goldfish!’ And so, Perfect Teeth became known not only for its dental expertise but also for occasional aquatic deliveries.

2. In the dimly lit hallway of Perfect Teeth, an elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses and peered into every room, muttering under his breath. A receptionist glanced curiously but said nothing, used to odd behaviors around here. Finally, he stopped in front of a closed door, whispered ‘Perfect teeth, my foot!’ then opened it with a key from his pocket. Inside was a small aquarium filled with perfectly aligned fish teeth. The receptionist giggled softly and shook her head, knowing better than to ask.

3. In the middle of a routine cleaning session in Perfect Teeth, the dentist noticed something peculiar on the ceiling above him—a tiny neon sign that read ‘Teeth Happy Hour: One Free Filling Per Customer.’ Curious, he glanced up and saw it glowing softly. Thinking nothing of it, he continued working until his next patient—a delivery driver—asked casually if they were having some kind of dental promotion. Smiling sheepishly, the dentist turned off the sign and whispered, 'Just our secret.'

4. In a small town in Ohio, a delivery driver pulled into the parking lot of Perfect Teeth one afternoon. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd—a strange wooden carving nestled among the crates. Curious, he picked it up and found himself staring at a meticulously carved model of a toothbrush dancing on its tip-toes. Smiling broadly, he placed it back carefully where he found it. Later that evening, while brushing his teeth, he swore he saw the little toothbrush dancing along with him. The next day, nobody else mentioned the carving, but our delivery driver felt a bit more cheerful knowing there was a friendly toothbrush watching over them both.