Optum Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum Urgent Care and asked the nurse, ‘Do you treat ghosts here?’ The nurse looked puzzled for a moment, then burst into laughter. 'No, we don't treat ghosts,' she said. 'But if you're feeling spooked, maybe you should get checked out anyway!' The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about strange places and even stranger nurses.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum Urgent Care with an unusual package. ‘What’s inside?’ he whispered to himself as he approached the reception desk. ‘Just some fragile electronics,’ the receptionist said casually. The driver nodded and signed in, noticing a familiar face behind the counter—his next-door neighbor. As they chatted about the weather, the package slipped from his grip and clattered to the floor. Turning red, he picked it up, only to discover it was filled with potted plants.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum Urgent Care with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like a thousand bees trapped in a box. The receptionist raised an eyebrow but smiled, saying only, ‘Welcome to our late-night visitor.’ The delivery driver looked puzzled as he opened the package—it contained a live beehive. The receptionist laughed and said, 'Guess someone forgot to check the small print on their shipping label.' The next day, everyone in town knew not to send live animals through Optum Urgent Care's mail slot.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum Urgent Care with an unusual package. ‘What’s in it?’ asked a curious neighbor who happened to be passing by. ‘Just some special delivery for the doctor,’ replied the driver mysteriously. The neighbor leaned closer and whispered jokingly, ‘Is that a new kind of urgent care—delivering pizzas instead of patients?’ Everyone laughed, and the delivery guy shook his head with a smile, saying, ‘Nope, just another late-night adventure.’