About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Optum Tramway with their van's engine humming, they noticed an odd sound—a soft, rhythmic tapping coming from inside the clinic. Curious, the driver cracked open the door and peered inside—only to see an old janitor patiently tapping on an ancient typewriter. ‘What in the world?’ whispered the driver. The janitor looked up, smiled warmly, and said, “Just finishing up some reports for tomorrow.”
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Optum Tramway with their van’s engine idling, something peculiar happened. The headlights seemed to reflect not off the clinic’s glass doors but into them—like they were staring right back. Suddenly, the doors swung open slightly, and a voice echoed faintly from inside: ‘Delivery, please?’ Startled, the driver looked around, but no one was there. Shaking it off, they drove away—only to notice the next morning that their headlights had been left on all night. A regular joke among neighbors ever since.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Optum Tramway with their van’s engine humming softly in the dark, they heard a voice calling from inside: ‘Hey, waiter! Our order is taking forever!’ Curious, the driver peered through the window and saw no one but an empty waiting room. Just then, a nurse appeared and asked, 'Did you hear that? Must be our new AI receptionist playing pranks again!' The delivery man laughed it off, shook his head, and drove away—only to hear the same complaint from another neighbor two nights later.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Optum Tramway with their van’s engine purring softly, they noticed an unusual glow coming from behind the clinic’s closed doors. Curious, the driver cracked open the door and peered inside—only to find an old man in a lab coat humming softly to himself while brewing tea on a makeshift stove. ‘Ah,’ he said, noticing the intruder. ‘You’re just in time for our evening ritual.’ Turns out, Optum Tramway was a quirky health center where everyone brought their own snacks and tea breaks were mandatory.