About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optum Juan Tabo and noticed something peculiar—a soft humming sound like distant bees filled the air. Curious, he parked his truck and stepped out into the quiet street, only to catch whiffs of an unfamiliar but enticing scent. As he followed the scent, he stumbled upon a small garden where fragrant herbs grew in perfect harmony. A kind old gardener appeared from behind a bush and offered him a fresh mint leaf. ‘It’s our secret,’ he whispered with a twinkle in his eye. The delivery driver left that night with more than just a package—he carried home a newfound appreciation for life's little surprises.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optum Juan Tabo and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny robot cleaning staff diligently mopping the floors. Startled, he honked the horn, causing the robots to spin around in circles, spraying water everywhere. The next morning, everyone in town joked that Optum Juan Tabo had finally upgraded its cleaning service—with some help from their friendly neighborhood delivery driver.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optum Juan Tabo and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Emergency Care Only—For Non-Emergencies, Please Use Telemedicine.’ Curious, he entered, only to hear over the intercom: “Attention all patients: your wait time has been reduced to infinity.” Inside, everyone was frozen in place, time standing still like a museum exhibit. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Guess I'll just grab some coffee from across the street.' As he walked out, someone whispered softly, 'Next time, maybe use telemedicine...'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optum Juan Tabo and wondered if they were delivering medicine or moonshine. As he approached the door, he heard a soft voice say, ‘Next appointment’s not until morning.’ Relieved, he replied, ‘Just needed some Tylenol for my sore back.’ The receptionist laughed and handed him a bottle, adding, ‘And don’t forget to ask for Juan next time—he knows his stuff!’