Optum Health

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Optum Health clinic, every morning around 8 AM, a delivery driver would arrive with a mysterious box. One day, a curious child asked their parent, ‘Why does that man always bring such an odd-shaped package here?’ The parent whispered back, ‘Hush, sweetie. That’s just Mr. Smith from across the street delivering his secret stash of donuts.’ The next morning, when the box arrived again, everyone in town knew exactly what was inside—Optum Health had the best office coffee breaks ever.

2. At Optum Health clinic, during lunchtime, an elderly gentleman always stopped by the reception desk. ‘Excuse me,’ he’d say, ‘do you know where I can get the best cup of coffee in town?’ The receptionist would smile and reply, ‘Oh, sir, that’s easy—just follow your nose down Main Street!’ One day, a delivery driver overheard him and joked, ‘Actually, it’s right here in our waiting room!’ The old man laughed heartily, becoming a beloved fixture until one morning no one saw him anymore. To this day, some patients still ask if they missed his daily inquiry.

3. At Optum Health clinic, late one night, someone heard a strange humming sound coming from the empty waiting room. Curious staff members investigated but found nothing out of place—until they noticed the faint glow of a forgotten neon sign that had been turned on accidentally. As they stood there puzzled, an elderly lady walked in and asked for directions to the bathroom. Turns out, the glowing sign was just her reading lamp, left on by mistake.

4. At Optum Health clinic, after hours when everyone left, a mysterious figure in a white coat started appearing near the waiting room. ‘Who’s there?’ asked a nurse one night, but no answer came except for the faint echo of footsteps. One evening, a delivery driver arrived with an urgent package. As he walked through the empty hallway, he heard whispers coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, he peeked around and saw only his own reflection in the mirror—except it was wearing that same white coat. Turning away, he muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring cookies,’ causing everyone to laugh softly as they cleaned up the next morning.