About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lovelace Medical Group and asked himself aloud, ‘What if I’m not supposed to deliver here tonight?’ He got out of his truck, peered around suspiciously, then noticed an old poster on the wall advertising free flu shots for seniors next week. With a shrug, he drove off, muttering, 'Guess I’ll just check in with them later.'
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Lovelace Medical Group and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know where I can get my hearing aid fixed? It seems to be speaking in tongues again.’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Sir, why don't you try our audiologist? She might translate those languages for you!' The old man left with a chuckle, muttering something about young people always knowing everything.
3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor noticed a sign on the door of Lovelace Medical Group that read: ‘Today’s special: diagnosis guaranteed within 30 minutes!’ The neighbor decided to give it a try and walked in. After just 28 minutes, she was called back with a smile: 'Ma’am, you’re completely healthy!' The doctor added, 'Just to be safe, I’ll keep your file for future reference.' Later that day, a delivery driver stopped by and asked if he could use their bathroom. When he emerged, he exclaimed, 'Wow, they diagnosed me too—guaranteed within half an hour! I'm allergic to peanuts!'
4. One day, a young mother rushed into Lovelace Medical Group with her crying baby. ‘Doctor!’ she exclaimed, ‘my little one won’t stop screaming!’ The nurse looked puzzled as she took the child’s temperature. ‘Ma’am,’ she replied, ‘maybe he just wants some ice cream?’ The doctor overheard and burst out laughing. 'Ice cream, huh?' she asked, patting the baby gently. 'Well, why don't we try it? It's worth a shot!' Soon enough, the baby stopped crying and started cooing happily after a spoonful of vanilla. Moral of the story: sometimes medicine comes in unexpected forms.