About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up in front of Jerry Jones Fine Home Specialists one morning and muttered under his breath, ‘This place is cursed.’ He’d just dropped off some furniture for an oddly nervous-looking couple who kept glancing over their shoulder. As he drove away, he noticed a strange shadow darting across the street—a neighbor waving frantically from his porch. Turns out, Jerry Jones Fine Home Specialists was just a house full of eager salespeople, ready to help anyone who needed new furniture. The curse? Just a case of overactive imaginations and too many late-night horror movies.
2. A little boy walked into Jerry Jones Fine Home Specialists and pointed excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ he whispered, ‘is that a ghost or just another realtor?’ The mother smiled gently and replied, ‘Honey, it’s neither—a leaky pipe.’ She turned to Jerry with a knowing smile, who nodded sagely and said, ‘Yep, happens all the time in old houses like these.’
3. A salesman was showing off new flooring samples when suddenly he exclaimed, ‘This is like walking on air!’ The next day, every sample had mysteriously rearranged itself into a perfect dance floor. When asked how it happened, the salesman shrugged and said, 'I guess the flooring just wanted to show off its moves!' A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with new samples that were already arranged in intricate patterns. Turns out, the flooring had become quite the party animal after hours of practice.
4. A realtor was giving a tour through Jerry Jones Fine Home Specialists when she heard an unusual sound coming from behind her. Turning around sharply, she exclaimed, ‘What on earth is that?’ Behind her stood a delivery driver, holding a box of pancake mix and a confused expression. He stammered, 'Ma’am, I thought you wanted these for your open house.' The realtor smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘Oh, thank heavens! Just in time for breakfast!’