Government Fuels Distribution

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Government Fuels Distribution with an empty tank. As he approached the pump, he noticed something odd: the nozzle seemed to be glowing faintly green. Curious but not alarmed, he began filling his truck when suddenly, the entire station lit up like Christmas—every light, every valve, everything. Suddenly, a voice boomed from nowhere: ‘Fill ’er up, sonny!’ Startled, our hero looked around, only to see an old gentleman waving cheerfully from behind the counter. The delivery driver laughed nervously and finished pumping gas, then drove off into the night, leaving behind a station that was still softly glowing—and a new friend for the government fuels guy.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Government Fuels Distribution with an empty truck and a puzzled look on his face. ‘Where’s my paperwork?’ he asked a nearby security guard. The guard just shrugged and replied, ‘It must be in that pile over there.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered something about bureaucracy. He rummaged through the pile until he found his form—completely filled out except for one crucial detail: someone had drawn a smiley face next to his name. With a laugh, he drove off into the night, leaving the guard scratching his head—and wondering if maybe it was him who needed some fuel for his coffee pot.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Government Fuels Distribution with an unusual cargo: a small box of fireflies in a glass jar. As he approached the security guard, the box began glowing softly, attracting curious looks from nearby dogs and even a sleepy cat that had wandered into the parking lot. The guard squinted at the light, then shrugged and waved the driver through. Later, as everyone was heading home, they noticed a strange glow coming from behind the warehouse. Curious neighbors peeked inside to see hundreds of fireflies escaping from the now-open jar, creating a magical trail across the yard. The next morning, someone found a note on the door: 'Sorry for the mess—next time we'll deliver in daylight!'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Government Fuels Distribution with an old, battered crate. As he approached the security booth, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Sir, your receipt shows you’re here for gasoline… but our records show today’s special is moonshine.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'Well, I guess I'll take both!' A few minutes later, as he drove off, someone whispered from behind the fence: 'Hey, pal—next time bring cash!' The end.