Fresenius Kidney Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care one morning and announced, 'Today's shipment is so heavy, it must be a new kidney!' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Actually, it's just our usual supplies.' Later that week, an elderly neighbor popped in for dialysis. She overheard the story and asked, ‘Is that why your staff always looks so serious?’ The nurse laughed and said, “No, ma’am, they’re just waiting for their next coffee break.”

2. A nurse was wheeling a patient through Fresenius Kidney Care when she heard someone shout from behind her: ‘Hey, Doc! Do you take credit cards for kidney donations?’ The nurse turned around and saw only an old delivery driver waving his empty soda bottle. He grinned sheepishly and said, 'Just kidding! Thought I'd get your attention.' Everyone laughed, including the patient, who had been listening intently.

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a truckload of supplies for Fresenius Kidney Care. As he unloaded boxes from the back, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty violin nestled among the medical equipment. He picked it up curiously and played a few notes—surprisingly melodic amidst the beeping machines. Turns out, an elderly neighbor had left it there years ago, thinking it was lost during a move. The delivery driver kept the violin as a reminder that sometimes, even in hospitals, life finds a way to bring joy.

4. A delivery driver stopped by Fresenius Kidney Care one afternoon and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you accept kidney donations?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'We only accept insurance claims here.' The delivery driver nodded wisely and said, 'Good thing I brought mine!' Everyone laughed, including a nearby patient who was overhearing their conversation through the glass door.