Fanning Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the orthodontist’s parking lot: an old, dusty suitcase left behind a parked van. Curious but cautious, he called the office staff who peered through the cracked handle and found… nothing but a pile of mismatched braces and rubber bands. The receptionist shrugged it off as just another forgotten item from one of their regulars. Later that day, while rearranging the waiting room, she stumbled upon an identical suitcase filled with neon-colored elastics—obviously someone’s lost stash for Halloween decorations. Everyone had a good laugh over it, and Fanning Orthodontics became known around town for its mysterious yet harmless urban legend.

2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Fanning Orthodontics and noticed something peculiar in the office trash bin—a small envelope addressed not to anyone but ‘The Best Dentist.’ Curious, he picked it up, only to discover inside a note reading: ‘Dear Dr. Fanning, thank you for making my teeth perfect—now I can finally ask her out!’ Smiling broadly, the delivery driver quickly left the office with his newfound treasure. Later that evening, as he was delivering pizzas to a neighborhood nearby, he showed the note to an excited young man who had just finished braces himself. The two friends ended up ordering another pizza together—this time celebrating their newly straight smiles and impending dates.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside Fanning Orthodontics and noticed a strange glow coming from behind the closed doors. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a dimly lit room with an old TV playing some late-night talk show. Suddenly, a voice came from inside: 'And now, ladies and gentlemen, your teeth are in perfect alignment!' Turned out it was just the dentist practicing his pitch for new patients.

4. Early one autumn morning, as the sun peeked over the rooftops of downtown, a delivery driver pulled up to Fanning Orthodontics. Something unusual caught his eye—a small brass plaque on the fence, reading ‘Home of the World’s Largest Orthodontic Model’. Curious, he walked closer and peered through the gate. Inside, amidst the usual dental equipment, stood an enormous model of teeth—so big it looked like something out of a circus sideshow. A nearby sign read: 'World's Largest Orthodontic Model for Educational Purposes.' The delivery driver shrugged and continued his route, muttering to himself, 'Guess they gotta keep their patients entertained somehow!'