About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another day at EZ Wash when a delivery driver pulled up with a box of freshly laundered sheets. As he unloaded them into the back room, something peculiar happened—they started folding themselves. The delivery driver looked around nervously, then quickly reloaded the sheets into his truck and drove off. A few minutes later, an old lady from down the street popped her head in and asked if they had any issues. ‘Just some mischievous sheets,’ chuckled the manager. The neighbor smiled warmly and said, “Oh, those naughty little things! They’ve been doing that for years.”
2. At EZ Wash, a regular asked one morning: ‘Why does my shirt always come out smelling like someone else’s underwear?’ The attendant shrugged and replied with a smile: ‘Well, sir, it’s because our dryer is next to the ladies’ lingerie section.’ The regular nodded knowingly, laughing as he left, already planning his next load of laundry.
3. At EZ Wash, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one afternoon. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, a strange humming sound filled the air—like an old record player skipping—but only around the dryer area. Curious, he followed the noise and found that every time someone put in quarters for the dryer, a neighbor’s cat would appear, sitting on top of the machine, purring contentedly. Turns out, the old dryer was actually a makeshift perch for the neighborhood feline, who had claimed EZ Wash as her personal sunbathing spot.
4. A delivery driver noticed something peculiar one afternoon as he unloaded boxes from his truck. The EZ Wash sign seemed to flicker and change colors every few seconds, almost like it had a mind of its own. Curious, the delivery driver mentioned it to a regular customer who happened to be standing nearby. They both decided to investigate further but found nothing unusual when they approached the building. Later that evening, while walking home, the same neighbor saw the EZ Wash sign glowing softly in the dark, spelling out ‘Thank you for your patience.’ Turns out, an old timer had rigged up some LED lights with a timer to surprise everyone during slow days.