About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Eye Associates of New Mexico Retina Center. The street was quiet, but something odd caught his ear—a soft humming sound, like someone whistling an old tune, coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a silhouette in a lab coat dancing to the melody, completely absorbed in some mysterious experiment. Startled by his presence, the scientist turned around with a smile and said, ‘Oh, hello there! Just testing our latest retinal scan.’ The delivery driver relaxed, realizing it wasn’t anything sinister—just another late-night adventure in Albuquerque.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Eye Associates of New Mexico. The street was quiet except for an odd humming sound coming from inside the clinic. Curious, he approached the door and heard a voice saying, ‘Left, no… right, wait!’ Turns out, it was just an eye doctor practicing his directions on a dummy patient. The delivery guy left with a smile, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll stick to delivering pizzas.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Eye Associates of New Mexico. ‘I’m here for the retina,’ he said, pointing to his own eye in the rearview mirror. The receptionist looked puzzled but smiled. ‘Sir, you must be mistaken,’ she replied gently. ‘We only deal with eyes—ours, not yours.’ The delivery driver sheepishly laughed and drove off into the night, leaving behind only a blurry memory.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Eye Associates of New Mexico. The parking lot was empty except for an ominous sign glowing in the distance: ‘Free Vision Check for First Responders Only.’ Curious, he approached the door and heard a soft voice whispering from within: 'One more please...' Turns out, it was just an old lady testing her new hearing aid. Relieved, the delivery driver left with a free vision check and a story to tell his neighbors back home.