About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while checking out at El Super, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how everything here seems slightly off?’ The cashier shrugged and smiled. 'Maybe it's just my eyes,' she said. Just then, an impatient delivery driver yelled from behind them, 'Hey, lady! Do you want to pay or not?' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe it was just another day at El Super.
2. In the late afternoon, a little boy followed his mom into El Super. As she loaded groceries onto the conveyor belt, he pointed excitedly at something on the shelf behind her. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘why does that cheese glow in the dark?’ His mother smiled and gently nudged him aside. 'That’s not cheese, honey,' she whispered back. 'It’s just some special lights they use here.' The boy nodded thoughtfully, then turned around and pointed again. ‘But Mom, why do those apples wink at us?’
3. In the early hours of dawn, an employee at El Super noticed something peculiar on the store’s intercom: ‘Attention shoppers, your groceries are talking back.’ Curious, the worker pressed the button and heard a faint voice saying, 'Check out our organic avocados!' Soon, every aisle was filled with chatter—tomatoes arguing over freshness, milk cartons debating expiration dates, and even canned beans discussing their nutritional value. By morning, the whole neighborhood had gathered around El Super, laughing as they listened to the grocery items bantering like old friends. The manager decided it was just another day in paradise—and maybe a good idea to invest in some better intercom insulation.
4. At El Super, during night stocking, a delivery driver overheard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Please return your shopping carts to the front entrance. The moon will collect them tonight.’ The next morning, no one could find the missing shopping carts—except for one small cart parked outside the manager’s office with a note attached: ‘Thank you for participating in our lunar recycling program!’ A delivery driver chuckled, thinking, ‘Guess that old neighbor must’ve been right after all—he swears he sees aliens every full moon.’