About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few months ago, on a quiet Wednesday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Medical Group with a routine package. As he approached the door, he noticed an unusual commotion inside—a familiar face, a regular patient, seemed to be arguing animatedly with one of the nurses. Turns out, the ‘familiar face’ had forgotten his appointment was that day and thought it was scheduled for Friday. The nurse was trying to explain something about dialysis schedules when the delivery guy overheard them both. Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter—even the usually stoic doctor cracked a smile. It turned out that the whole argument was just a misunderstanding, and everyone ended up having a good laugh together.
2. Last week, an elderly gentleman walked into DaVita Medical Group and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you think I could get a prescription for walking backwards?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, our doctor only writes prescriptions for standard medications.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'I see. Maybe I'll just walk forwards after all!' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver unloaded supplies from his truck, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside DaVita Medical Group. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a white lab coat, busily mixing something in a beaker. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the driver. The man turned around with a mischievous smile, replying, “Just making sure our dialysis patients get their daily dose of Vitamin C!” And with that, he winked and went back to stirring.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver unloaded medical supplies from his truck, he noticed something peculiar scrawled in marker on the clinic’s door: ‘Closed for kidney-kindergarten today.’ Curious, he knocked on the door and heard a tiny voice inside say, 'We’re not closed, mister—we’re just taking a siesta!' Turned out it was run by a friendly doctor and her adorable kids who loved playing practical jokes. Since then, whenever someone sees that message, they know it means DaVita is open for business—and maybe a little fun.