David Farley DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to David Farley DDS with something unusual in his truck—a crate of old, mismatched teeth. As he unloaded them into the reception area, the staff noticed that each tooth had an engraved note: ‘To Dr. Farley, from your next patient.’ That afternoon, one of the patients, a grumpy old man named Mr. Jenkins, arrived for his cleaning. Afterward, as he was leaving, he turned around and asked Dr. Farley, 'Is it true you’ve been using these strange teeth?' With a straight face, Dr. Farley replied, 'Why yes, sir—each one is meticulously cleaned and polished!' The whole office burst out laughing, including Mr. Jenkins, who never came back but recommended David Farley DDS to everyone he knew.

2. One day, an anxious patient arrived early for their cleaning appointment and found themselves locked inside the waiting room. They paced back and forth, not realizing that the dentist had already left for lunch. Just as they were about to give up hope, a delivery driver walked in with a package and accidentally unlocked the door from outside. The relieved patient thanked him profusely, only to realize it was just a routine delivery for the dentist’s office—and not some heroic rescue.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached David Farley DDS and stopped abruptly, staring into the empty parking lot. Out of nowhere came a soft, rhythmic tapping sound—like someone gently knocking on teeth from inside. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but shadows. Then, from deep within the building, emerged a faint voice humming an old folk song. The delivery driver shrugged and drove away, certain that David Farley was just entertaining himself with some strange new dental instrument. But every now and then, late at night, locals still hear that gentle tapping, knowing it’s probably just another late-night tune from good ol’ Dave.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached David Farley DDS and stopped abruptly, staring into the empty parking lot. Suddenly, a faint whirring sound emerged from inside the building, growing louder with each passing moment. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist chair slowly rotating on its own. A dim light flickered above it, casting eerie shadows. Just then, a small voice whispered, ‘Would you like a cavity check-up?’ The delivery driver burst out laughing—it was just David’s neighbor, fixing the chair for fun.