Clinica

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Clinica with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard faint whispers coming from inside—a voice seemed to be repeating ‘Take two and call me in the morning.’ Curious, the driver cracked open the door just enough for a peek. Inside, everyone was asleep—except for one old lady who muttered into her pillow, 'Take two and call me in the morning.' Turns out it was just a pharmacy next door.

2. A neighborhood cat had other ideas that night. As the moonlight illuminated Clinica’s front steps, a regular was trying to retrieve his newspaper from the porch. Suddenly, the feline appeared, determined to claim its rightful place on the paper first. Just as the man reached for the paper, the cat leaped onto it with a theatrical yawn, sending both paper and himself flying into the air like a scene from an old silent movie. A delivery driver passing by couldn’t help but laugh, capturing the moment on his phone before continuing down the street.

3. Late one morning, a doctor rushed into Clinica, yelling, ‘Where is that mysterious bottle of elixir everyone keeps talking about?’ Finally, someone pointed him towards an old cabinet in the corner. The doctor opened it with trembling hands and found… nothing but dust and cobwebs. Turning around sheepishly, he noticed a nurse smiling sweetly and holding a bottle of aspirin. 'Oh,' she said, 'everyone’s been talking about this?'

4. Early in the morning, before sunrise, a familiar figure shuffled towards Clinica's entrance. The regular always came around dawn, but today he seemed particularly determined. Finally reaching the door, he knocked softly. A sleepy voice from inside asked who it was. ‘It’s just your early-morning visitor,’ replied the regular with a smile. Turning to leave, he noticed a delivery driver struggling with a box. ‘Need some help?’ he offered, and together they managed to get everything inside. As the sun began to rise, both walked away, knowing that tomorrow would bring another surreal encounter.’